One brave cow in Great Britain dodged the slaughterhouse for nine months before finally coming in from the cold.

Lobster thieves in Miami made off with a jaw-dropping amount of delicious loot.

First Colony Collapse Disorder, now hive heists threaten honeybees and their keepers.

Longing for steak on a hamburger budget? More and more folks are taking the five-finger discount, reports Slate.

The fig, caramel, and cheese empanada is dessert bliss.

Go big with a bottle of J. Schram.

Thieves make off with the Christmas ham.

Imbibe explores the comparative merits of aged rums.

Tasty Express is hard to find even if you know the address.

As commodities prices rise, thieve wheat.

The Daily Mail spins the tale of a berry farm nearly ruined by gluttonous visitors.

A thief finds out that stealing a three-foot-tall M&M’s statue is not as easy as taking candy from a baby.

Lousiana officers take advantage of a convenience store’s hospitality.

A sandwich bag that’ll deter even the hungriest office lunch thief.

A British woman stabs her boyfriend after he eats a chop she was saving.