Cheesy Italian-esque Hot Pocket

This week’s mission: doughy calzone-type treats and a desperate cranberry move.

Barcelona Exotic Candy Bar

Candy à la mode.

Healthy Mini Pizza Roll Adventure

This week’s mission: ostensibly wholesome pizza snacks.

Bad Expensive Tea

This week’s mission: a fruit-flavored party drink and classy tea bags.

Beer-Flavored Sausage: Genius or Travesty?

This week’s mission: bratwurst with beer flavor already inside.

Low-Rent Umami

This week’s mission: a pseudo-healthy version of ground-beef stretcher, and a chemically enhanced mass-market cookie.

Special Moments with Grim Gruel

This week’s mission: personality-based soft drinks and microwave baked desserts.

Another Bad Attempt at a Diet Dessert

This week’s mission: a prefab, low-cal sundae, and pear-apple juice.

A Better Bottled Coffee Drink

This week’s mission: fancy frozen pasta and bottled milky-coffee treats.

What's That Coconut Doing in My M&M's?

This week’s mission: new flavor twists on classic candies.

Emasculated Breakfast Cereal

This week’s mission: a pink version of an old favorite, and blatant greenwashing.

Crazy Pretzel Sandwich

This week’s mission: off-kilter but refreshing soft drinks and a zesty hodgepodge of a pretzel snack.

Guilty-Pleasure Protein Drink

This week’s mission: creamy, not chalky, meal-replacement beverages.

Shelf-Stable Chicken in Kool-Aid Sauce

This week’s mission: low-cal, assemble-it-yourself convenience food and wannabe Italian dinners.

10 Meads You Should Try

It’s not just for jousting tournaments anymore.