the produce in the same grocery sack with the cleaning products, and store food and chemicals separately at home. i have a very early memory of my mother telling my kid brother not to pee on the strawberry patch because we were...

the birthday girl didn’t like asparagus), and I finally remembered it was from a Katherine Hall Page mystery (the protagonist is a caterer). One of her clients didn’t want asparagus on the wedding menu because she...

I buy organic milk and eggs because I want to avoid the extra hormones and they taste SO much better. I also buy organic broths. Has anyone else noticed that chicken broth that isn’t organic is dark brown and smells like...

sitting on the table. Some of us kids took the hot peppers & scraped tons of their juice into his beer. When there was a break in the volleyball game he came over to the table and took a big swig of his beer. Us kids were peeing...

that make lots of people nervous. Please tell me you don’t like them." Thanks for the crack-up!!! Pauly Shore Movies...eek. I could scare you more, since the videos I used to watch with the chef I mentioned above, were Pee...

the oil on the stove and then went to the bathroom. I mean hey, the oil has to heat up for awhile right? I finished peeing and got distracted and started playing with my hair in the mirror after washing my hands (I’m a Leo...

in a restaurant are like peeing and nonpeeing sections in a swimming pool— a totally ridiculous concept. I thought that all restuarants and bars should clearly disclose whether they allow or do not allow smoking and let the...

Hate to pee in the cornflakes here, but if you are going for healthy – check your pre-made sauces to make sure they aren’t loaded with high fructose corn syrup (or caremel coloring). That will absolutely...