is in founder James Norton's sharply observed and frequently posted commentary. Yay!

Argh! I can never find it! It’s Wednesday morning, which means I like to read the City Pages food columns while having my coffee. But I can’t find James Norton's this morning and, in fact, I often have a hard time...

This week’s mission: toothpastelike citrus candy.

This week’s mission: an aerated candy bar.

This week’s mission: high-end nut brittle.

This week’s mission: a new libation for designated drivers.

This week’s mission: creamy, not chalky, meal-replacement beverages.

This week’s mission: single-origin candy bars.

This week’s mission: upscale takes on Baileys Irish Cream.

This week’s mission: a fruit-flavored party drink and classy tea bags.

This week’s mission: the King’s favorite treat and pop with a bang.

This week’s mission: kiddie fruit snacks by the makers of an energy bar and instant shake-and-drink milk shakes.

This week’s mission: an herbal Pepsi-type drink and a hot, peppery spice mix from Oregon.

This week’s mission: a healthier mass-market peanut butter and reposado tequila flavored with hibiscus flower.

This week’s mission: Classic breakfast cereal gets bigger, multigrainier, and fruitier.