until the kid becomes a 6’6", 275 lb. athlete requiring 8000-10000 calories a day of massive amounts of Chowish protein, no to mention organic fruit and greens. The sad final verse sees the broke, skinny parents panhandling...

We usually have a few extremely dry, elderly veggie burgers in there too. I don’t eat them, but some of our friends do, and when we grill, they always seem to bring one or two more than they eat. After a year unwrapped in...

cause someone to be rushed to the hospital in extreme pain. Possibly even worse. Frankly, replacing my salad would not have made me happy. A profuse apology, along with a replaced and comped salad would probably have tempered the...

and the last is extremely controversial and people have come to blows over it. 13. have a deep fat fryer in the kitchen. I guess it is possible for a Tex-Mex restaurant to not fry their own chips, but it is NEVER as good, BUT at...

You can’t anymore than you can guarantee you can raise an athlete. You make a variety of food available to them, encourage them to eat it but don’t force it or make it an issue. Don’t cater to their whims but...

are like, etc etc. all described a really interesting range of reactions, from extreme discomfort and disorientation, to total well-being. None of the waiters were professional waiters -they all had “day jobs” as...