another free cheese and two free glasses of dessert wine to sample the different ways the cheeses could taste. It was generous, informative and fun! This was by far the priciest of all our bills (220 before tip, where most others...

guests (even after the table on which is stood suddenly collapsed, sending that poor li’l porker sprawling onto the floor!)

Years ago there was a T-giving episode of The Simpsons where Bart served “Cranberries a la Bart” straight from the can, lines and all until the cylinder collapsed into a pile of jelly. That 30 second clip of animated...

one little oven. My detailed plan even had stuff like, "Such-n-such has been cooking for 10 minutes now, you should have 10 minutes to kill, refill your wine glass and change cd." Hee hee, it was so much fun; I only got nervous...

The Cake Bible that was supposed to hold up to higher temps. Maybe it would’ve, but I never got that far. It completely collapsed on me tonight when I was supposed to frost my cake, and I resorted to an infinitely simpler...