Your Computer Can't Roast a Chicken

Food-related desktop widgets, from egg timers to tail dictionaries.

Shelf-Stable Chicken in Kool-Aid Sauce

This week’s mission: low-cal, assemble-it-yourself convenience food and wannabe Italian dinners.

Chicken and Andouille Gumbo

Smoky sausage and chicken star in this classic.

Garlicky Roasted Chicken with Garlic Jus on Garlic Toast

Guaranteed to keep unwanted interpersonal contact at bay.

Slimy New KFC Menu Item

This week’s mission: KFC’s healthy-eatin' fiasco, and Arby’s upscale burger alternative.

Neoslacker Interactive Thanksgiving

Make your friends do all the work.

Strip Club Eats

Ten gentlemen’s lounges with good food. Seriously.

"By the Way, I'm Vegan"

When diners drop the dietary bomb, chefs must work magic.

Leaving a Massive Tip

When should you leave more than 20 percent?

Sycophant on Rye

When is it appropriate to say thank you to your server?

Trashy Breakfast Food Gets Seasonal

This week’s mission: summery toaster pastries and low-cal fruity soda.

Done Eating, Not Dining

When should a server take your plate?

Ordering Off the Kids' Menu

Can grown-ups get little burgers?

Bad Dinner, No Tip

Is it ever OK to stiff the waitstaff?

10 Reasons Why Whole Foods Is Annoying

For example: carob-glazed doughnut holes.